Avoid Using Cigarettes, Alcohol, And Drugs As

Spending Waiting Moments Doing Crossword Puzzles Or Reading A Book You Brought Yourself.

Know Why Certain Foods, Such As Truffles, Are Expensive. It's Not Because They Taste Best.

I Suspect That Some Apparently Homosexual People Are Really Heterosexuals Who Deeply Phobic About The Opposite Sex Or Have Other Emotional Problems.

A 45-year Old Looks A Lot Like A 25-year Old Who's Been Out All Night. And Feels Just As Good About Having Survived The Experience.

The Only Real Meaning In Life Can Be Found In A Good Man. And Maybe Paris. Preferably The Two Together.