A Good Idea Will Keep You Awake

Know The Function Of A Fuse Box And The Appearance Of A Tripped Circuit Breaker.

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

If You're Wondering If You're Dreaming, You're Dreaming.

Email, Instant Messaging, And Cell Phones Give Us Fabulous Communication Ability, But Because We Live And Work In Our Own Little Worlds, That Communication Is Totally Disorganized.

Be Able To Decline A Date So Gracefully That The Person Isn't Embarrassed That He Or She Asked.