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The Symphony Orchestra Had Played Poorly, So The Conductor Was In A Bad Mood. That Night He Beat His Wife--because The Music Hadn't Been Beautiful Enough.

You're Really Spread Out Now, You've Got Stuff All Over The World! You've Got Stuff At Home, Stuff In Storage, Stuff In Honolulu, Stuff In Maui, Stuff In Your Pockets...supply Lines Are Getting Longer And Harder To Maintain.

In Rome, The Emperor Sat In A Special Part Of The Colosseum Called The Caesarian Section.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

Some People Think That Words Can Injure The Psyche Or The Moral Fiber. And They Really Can't.