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If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated, But Not Be Able To Say It.

Soft Rock Music Isn't Rock, And It Ain't Music. It's Just Soft. Reminds Me Of Something My Third-grade Teacher Said To Us. She Said, "you Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala."

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

One Can Never Know For Sure What A Deserted Area Looks Like.