Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When To Quit.

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!