Atheism, A Religion Dedicated To Its Own

Hey, Single Malt Scotch, Youre Thirty Years Old. When Are You Going To Settle Down And Get Married To My Stomach?

You Can Change The World. Please Don't Do That, Ok? Some Of Us Like The Way Things Are Going Now.

Twenty-two Astronauts Were Born In Ohio. What Is It About Your State That Makes People Want To Flee The Earth?" - Stephen Colbert To Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "the Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

It Is A Well Known Fact That Reality Has Liberal Bias.

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.