Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

If The Eyes Are The Window To The Soul, Then Why Does It Hurt When I Spray Them With Windex?

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk-- Get Angry And Punch A Cow.

While Skin And Race Are Often Synonymous, Skin Cleansing Is Good, Race Cleansing Is Bad.

One Day,i Might Be Able To Tell My Grandkids I Interviewed The Last President Of The United States.