Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

God Works In Mysterious Ways But At Least He Works, He's Never On Welfare In A Mysterious Way.

In God's Eyes All Children Are Beautiful But Here On Earth We Have Higher Standards.

What Does Karl Marx Put On His Pasta? Communist Manipesto!

After Nearly 15 Minutes Of Soul Searching, I Have Heard The Call. Nation, I Will Seek The Office Of The President Of The United States. I Am Doing It!

There Is No Food Closer To My Heart Than Cheese. In Fact, According To My Doctor, It Has Nearly Filled My Aorta.