Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

Summer Movie Idea: Take All The Sequels That Are Out Right Now, And Make Movies About Their Backstories.

I Tell A Lot Of Young Performers, 'go Get In Trouble. Go Commit Yourself To Something You're Not Sure You Can Do.' And I Followed My Own Advice.

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The Goal Is To Have Fun With My Friends.and That Means Sometimes Talking About Things That You Care About.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.