At The White House, They Caught Another

I Want To Tell You Though, I'm Having The Absolute Best Birthday Ever. Last Night -- This Was So Sweet, It Means A Great Deal To Me -- The Other Cult Members Got Together And They All Took Me Out To See Star Wars.

Don't Worry. It's Just A Flesh Wound.

You Have Kim Jong Il, And You Have His Brother, Menta Lee Il.

Here's My Problem. On Valentine's Day The Flowers Are Wilting And So Am I.

John Kerry Told Tom Ridge He Was Too Busy To Receive A Homeland Security Briefing. I Thought That Was Odd, Since You're Not Supposed To Ignore Terrorist Threats Until After You Become President.