At The Time, It Was A Really

When I Was A Kid I Did Impressions And Funny Voices A Lot. When I Was Telling A Story I Would Use The Voices To Make It More Entertaining.

Every Night, It's A Bakery On The Bus. It's A Curse, Because I Talk About How Much I Love Cake, People Bring Me Cake. And Now I Just Found Out I'm Diabetic, So I'm Like, Are You Kidding Me?!

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.

There's Nowhere In The Country That I Can't Go Or Won't Go. I Think It's Because I've Worked On Making My Show Where Everyone Can Understand It, Everyone Can Relate To It, And No One Feels Like I'm Alienating Them.

If You Aim To Be Big, You Will Be Big. And That's Not A Pun About My Size.