At 8, I Made A Pact With

Though I Am A Catholic, A Professing One, I Have Serious Doubts About The Survival Of The Human Personality After Death.

We, Perhaps, Have Corrupted Our Children And Our Grandchildren By Heedless Affluence, By A Lack Of Manliness, By Giving The Younger Generation More Money And Liberty Than Their Youth Can Handle, By Indoctrinating Them With Sinister Ideologies And False Values, By Permitting Them, As Young Children, To Indulge Themselves In Imprudence To Superiors And Defiance Of Duly Constituted Authority, By Lack Of Prudent, Swift Punishment When The Transgressed, By Coddling And Pampering Them When They Were Children And Protecting Them From A Very Dangerous World.

Contrary To General Opinion, Women Are Not So Sentimental As Men, But Are Much More Hardheaded.

I've Always Enjoyed Poor Health

I Gratefully Look Forward To Oblivion, But I Must Be Sure Of It