At 8, I Made A Pact With

The American Insanity For Loving Everybody Is Ruining My Good Temper And Delivering My Stomach To Enormous Bouts With Acidity.

My Literary Success Meant Nothing To Me

Corrupt Citizens Breed Corrupt Rulers, And It Is The Mob Who Finally Decides When Virtue Shall Die.

The National Budget Must Be Balanced. The Public Debt Must Be Reduced; The Arrogance Of The Authorities Must Be Moderated And Controlled. Payments To Foreign Governments Must Be Reduced. If The Nation Doesn't Want To Go Bankrupt, People Must Again Learn To Work, Instead Of Living On Public Assistance.

'he Is Very Ugly,' Said His Mother.