I've Always Enjoyed Poor Health

I Am Not Alone At All, I Thought. I Was Never Alone At All. And That, Of Course, Is The Message Of Christmas. We Are Never Alone. Not When The Night Is Darkest, The Wind Coldest, The World Seemingly Most Indifferent. For This Is Still The Time God Chooses.

The Budget Should Be Balanced, The Treasury Should Be Refilled, Public Debt Should Be Reduced, The Arrogance Of Officialdom Should Be Tempered And Controlled, And The Assistance To Foreign Lands Should Be Curtailed Lest Rome Become Bankrupt. People Must Again Learn To Work, Instead Of Living On Public Assistance.

The Feeble Soul Merely Whines And Complains.

I Like Animals Because They Are Not Consciously Cruel And Don't Betray Each Other.

My Relatives Used To Laugh When I Talked Of Being A Writer.