As Soon As I Jumped Out Of

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.

Sometimes I Use My Jokes As Building Blocks For Larger Bits. I Like To Draw And Play Music, So Sometimes I Do Those Things Along With The Jokes.

Americans Who Do Not Celebrate Independence Day: Pets.

I Saw A Sign That Said, 'watch For Children.' I Was Like, 'that Sounds Like A Fair Trade - Especially If They're Crappy Kids.'

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.