All Bayonets Are Bad.

Posterity Shall Know Of Me Even Less Than I Shall Know Of Posterity.

If You Give Me Your Attention, I Will Tell You What I Am: I'm A Genuine Philanthropist--all Other Kinds Are Sham. Each Little Fault Of Temper And Each Social Defect In My Erring Fellow Creatures, I Endeavor To Correct.

When Wellington Thrashed Bonaparte, As Every Child Can Tell, The House Of Peers, Throughout The War, Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well

Wherever Valor True Is Found, True Modesty Will There Abound.

I Am A Child Of Nature, And Take After My Mother.