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The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.

Art Should Comfort The Disturbed And Disturb The Comfortable.

I Give Away Thousands Of Paintings For Free.

Sometimes I Feel So Sick At The State Of The World I Can't Even Finish My Second Apple Pie.

Although You Might Have To Creep About At Night And Lie To Your Mum It’s Actually One Of The More Honest Art Forms Available. There Is No Elitism Or Hype, It Exhibits On The Best Walls A Town Has To Offer And Nobody Is Put Off By The Price Of Admission.