As An Elder I Mistrust The Wisdom

Habit Keeps My Life Going, With Occasional Pushes From Desire.

The Pleasantest Part Of Work Is Having Done It.

Since Events Are Not Metaphors, The Literal-minded Have A Certain Advantage In Dealing With Them.

The Lazy Manage To Keep Up With The Earth's Rotation Just As Well As The Industrious.

The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve Classical Balance And Then Immediately Upset It.