As An Actor, You Don't Want To

My First Job Was At An Amusement Park In Virginia. It Was The Worst. I Loved The Park But Once I'd Worked There All The Magic Was Gone From It. It Just Turned Into A Place I Hated And I've Never Been There Since.

I Had A Classic Gym Teacher In Junior High Who Wore A Weightlifter's Belt All The Time.

In My School, People Liked The Gym Teachers Because They Were The Football Or Soccer Coaches. But Look, If They're Cool, They Get Respect.

Man, I'm Just Into Buddhism, And I'm At Peace With The Fact That Me, As This Person, Probably Gonna Not Be Around. Think About A Hermit Crab, Okay? And It's A Shell. It's Like, They Go From One Shell To The Next. And That's What I Am. I'm Just A Hermit Crab Changin' Shells.

You Know, A Lot Of Those Angry Sort Of Southern Man Characters That I've Been Doing Are Based On Different People I Might've Had As, Like, A Soccer Coach Or As A Teacher.