As A Kid, I Grew To Define

Nicole Kidman In Particular Seems To Bring Out The Butt-kisser In The Sassiest Of Hackettes, As They Ceaselessly Strive To Portray Her As Some Sort Of Cross Between Mother Teresa And Marilyn Monroe.

Here In Barcelona, It's The Architects Who Built The Buildings That Made The City Iconic Who Are The Objects Of Admiration - Not A Bunch Of Half-witted Monarchs.

I Didn't Cry When I Left Free-booting, Smash-and-grab Papers That Would Have Appeared To Be Far More Natural Homes For Me And, At The Risk Of Being Vulgar, Paid Far Better For My Services.

The Allegedly 'classy' Magazines Often Seem To Be In An Endless, Undeclared Competition To See Who Can Climb Furthest Up The Fundament Of Gwyneth Paltrow Or Jennifer Lopez.

Having 'best Friends' Is - At Least For Me - As Outdated And Small-minded A Concept As The Idea Of 'sunday Best Clothes.'