As A Housewife, I Feel That If

I Want To Eat, Cook, Meet Famous People And Make Fun Of Them.

I Know That I Pay 48 Percent Of My Income To Taxes. You Know, I Wouldn't Mind So Much If It Wasn't Going Just To Export War. If It Was Actually Going To Help The People Of The United States, I Would Gladly Pay More.

I Figure If The Kids Are Alive At The End Of The Day, I've Done My Job.

Hollywood Is The Only Place On Earth That Has More Vampires, More Undead, More Resurrections Than A Month Of Easter Sundays.

Self-esteem Is The Goddamn Root Of All Evil.