I Am A Woman, Therefore I Am

I Didn't Know That Being In A Relationship Meant You Had To Be Nice. I Thought It Meant You Had To Hack Away At The Other Person Until They Were Beaten Down And Then Were Too Afraid To Leave.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Show Business.

There's Nothing Like A Hardship Song To Set My Toes A-tappin.

Self-esteem Is The Goddamn Root Of All Evil.

'winning' In Hollywood Means Not Just Power, Money, And Complimentary Smoked-salmon Pizza, But Also That Everyone Around You Fails Just As You Are Peaking.