Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes,

Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It Was A Suburb Of Guam.

There's Nothing Better Than A Good, Blind Referee.

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.

It's Very Hard To Get Out Of This Hold, That's Why You Either Have To Scoot Backwards, Move Forwards, Or Try To Get Up.

And For Those Of You That Dropped Out Of High School, Remember The Famous Phrase: 'do You Want Fries With That?'