He's The Only Man I Know Of

[on Sting] He Threw A Sucker Punch. There's The Sucker Who Threw The Punch. Him The The Bart Simpson Hair Doo.

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.

I'm A Legend In This Sport. If You Don't Believe Me, Ask Me

Koko B. Ware … His Mom’s First Name Was Tupper.

Obviously Some Cheap Motel Is Missing A Shower Curtain.