He's The Only Man I Know Of

The Two Things That Scare Me Most About Wrestling Fans Is That They're Allowed To Vote And Allowed To Reproduce.

Just Look At The Way He Hangs In Mid Air!

You Know They Say Money Can't Buy Happiness. Give Me 50 Bucks And Watch Me Smile

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.

He Looks Like Something That Fell Out Of A Deck Of Cards!