Are Men Shallow? Should We Be Looking

When I Saw Houses In Palmdale Going For $500k, I Knew Something Was Wrong. If You Got Foreclosed, I Don't Feel Sorry For You!

There's Some Benefit To Being Happy In Your Life. Of Looking Around And Saying, 'this Is Mine.

There's A Difference... Between The Kind Of Woman You Would Bang And The Kind Of Woman You Would Marry.

I'm Looking Forward To Providing The Men Of Seattle With An Evening Where They Can Kick Back, Light Up A Cigar And Enjoy A Night To Themselves. Women, We Can't Technically Keep You Out, But Please Stay At Home.

There Really Is No Johnny Carson Anymore. There Is No One Place A Comedian Can Appear And Explode.