Aphorisms Are Not True Or False, But

Errors Are More Numerous Than Truths, But Fortunately Too Divided Among Themselves To Take Power.

Old Among The Young, Poor Among The Rich, I Adopt An Air Of Indefinable Superiority.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

The Ninety Percent Of Human Experience That Does Not Fit Into Established Narrative Patterns Falls Into Oblivion.

True Self Is The Part Of Us That Does Not Change When Circumstances Do.