Ideology Has Shaped The Very Sofa On

Universal Truths Have Become An Embarrassment, But They Won't Quite Go Away.

Not Even Self-love Can Always Be Counted On For Support.

The Truth Usually Has A Slightly Ugly Look.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Middle Age Went By While I Was Mourning For My Lost Youth.