Anytime We Go To A New Town

If I Could, I Would Live In Houston, And I Would Encourage Any Comic Starting Out Looking For A Good Place To Develop To Move There.

I Prefer Older People To College Kids [as Audience] For The Most Part. I Want People With Life Experience, People That Understand Where I'm Coming From.

Houston People Are Way Cool. They're Smart, They Know How To Have A Good Time, And They Have The Hottest Chicks On The Planet There.

Cities Are Natural, That's Why They're Everywhere. It's Not Like There's Only One City, And Everybody's Like 'what The F**k Is This?' No, Cities Are All Over The Place. They're Natural. You Know What's Not Natural? You, In The Middle Of The Mountains, In The Middle Of The Winter.

Sometimes Faggot Is The Right Word. There's A Trend In This Country To Avoid Words: "we Can't Say That One Anymore It's Offensive."