Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is

Sold My House In La, Packed Myself Up And Moved To New York, Not Knowing Anybody. Friends Are Very Hard To Make After A Certain Age.

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.