Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.

Those Who Have Tried Meekness Know The Importance Of Being Important.