Anybody Can Be Charming If They Don't

And I Was Having Too Much Fun To Stop Now.

Rectory Always Sounded To Me Like A Place Where You Would Find A Proctologist.

Detective, I Don't Know Where The Boyfriend Is, Really," I Said. And It Was True, Considering Tide, Current, And The Habits Of Marine Scavengers. -dexter

Our Universe Is Ruled By Random Whim, Inhabited By People Who Laugh At Logic.

I Rose To My Knees, Mouth Dry And Heart Pounding, And Paused To Finger A Rip In My Beautiful Dacron Bowling Shirt. I Pushed My Fingertip Through The Hole And Wiggled It At Myself. Hello, Dexter, Where Are You Going? Hello, Mr. Finger. I Don't Know, But I'm Almost There. I Hear My Friends Calling.