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The Best Ideas Come As Jokes. Make Your Thinking As Funny As Possible.

You Will Never Win Fame And Fortune Unless You Invent Big Ideas.

I Know Of A Brewer Who Sells More Of His Beer To The People Who Never See His Advertising Than To The People Who See It Every Week. Bad Advertising Can Unsell A Product.

Unless Your Campaign Has A Big Idea, It Will Pass Like A Ship In The Night.

Lazy And Superficial Men And Women Do Not Produce Superior Work.