And The Goal Really Is To Make

I Think People Have This "it Can't Hurt To Ask" Mentality, Which Is True On Some Level. I Get Comics Like, "hey, Will You Look At These Videos Of Me On Myspace?" I Was Like, "well, Who's Gonna Benefit From That? What If I Don't Like You?" No, I'm Gonna Write To A Stranger And Say, "hi. You Like Me, And I Don't Like You. And Now I Feel Bad When I Didn't Need To Feel Bad, Because You Put Me On The Spot." Or Like, "can I Open For You?" Well, I've Never Seen You Work, So No. I Certainly Made Awkward Mistakes When I Was Starting Out, And They're Just Trying To Have A Career.

I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email Then Hang Posters All Over The Place

I Don't Know Any Astronauts. There Are A Lot Of People Who Say They Want To Be Comedians.

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.

I Haven't Done A Lot In London. I Think Comedy Over There Is How It Was Over Here Years Ago. There's Tons Of It, And They're Better Paid.