I Loved Australia. I Was Very Successful

I've Had Shows Where You Think, "is This Going Well? I Can't Tell," And Then You Say Goodnight And You Get This Ovation. They're Sorta Like A Theater Audience. I've Learned That Much; That They're Not Always Going To Be Doing Backflips - But I'll Never Figure It Out. Because Sometimes You Walk Up There, And They're So Excited, And Then Other Times, It's Just... But Sometimes An Audience Is Bad, And You Can Tell Them They're Bad, And That Sort Of Breaks The Ice A Bit.

I Like Cilantro, But You Don't Have To.

I Don't Know Any Astronauts. There Are A Lot Of People Who Say They Want To Be Comedians.

Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.

I Mean, I've Always Had Scattered Interests, But I Never Went On Stage To Get An Agent Or Anything Like That