And The Druids, They Were Into Sex

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

Because We All Know One Of The Main Factors Of War Is The Element Of Surprise. And What Could Be More Surprising Than The First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

If You Get Too Well-known, You Can Never Be A Comedian's Comedian, It Just Won't Sit Well. But I'm Fine With That. I'm Fine With That Label.

That's No Good, I Can't Steal From The Fairly Well Off And Give To The Moderately Impoverished! That's Not Gonna Swing, Is It?

You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably Shag The Books.