And Now To Sleep, To Dream...perchance To

My Family Is Very Far From Normal.

Don't Dunk Your Nigiri In The Soy Sauce. Don't Mix Your Wasabi In The Soy Sauce. If The Rice Is Good, Complement Your Sushi Chef On The Rice.

A Burger Is Something Anyone Can Do, Just Follow The Rules.

I Managed To Reach A Depth Of Self-loathing That Usually Takes A Night Of Drinking To Achieve.

I Didn't Want Food That Looked Unapproachable Or Ridiculously Beautiful.