And He, He Himself, The Grinch -

Adults Are Just Obsolete Children And The Hell With Them.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

So, Open Your Mouth, Lad! For Every Voice Counts!

I'm Sorry To Say So But, Sadly, It's True That Bang-ups And Hang-ups Can Happen To You.

It's High Time You Were Shown That You Really Don't Know All There Is To Be Known.