'anchorman'... Is Not Grounded In Anything. There

I Am A Patriot And I Want To See This Country [the Usa] Soar Again.

The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo.

I'll Do Whatever I Can Do To Remain Employed. I'm Just Not Precious About Doing Comedy Or Doing Drama. I Never Want To Do Something In Order To Prove To Other People What I Can Do.

In My Role Of Agent For Miss Hathaway, I Would Like To Say That She Does Not Answer Questions Relating To This Subject.

Talking To My Wife, We Stare At Each Other, Saying, 'how Is This Happening? Why Is This Happening? Why Now?' It's Nothing I Ever Aspired To.