An Offended Audience Member Repeating A Comedian's

I'm A Comedian And There Are A Lot Of Things I'm Still Learning. I Love One Liners Because I Love Smart Jokes. I Also Don't Like Complaining About Society Or Whining About My Life On Stage.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I Don't Have A Type, Really. But I've Always Been More Attracted To Girls Who Yell Fire.

I Grew Up In A Poor Family. I Had To Cut Everyone's Hair, Because We Didn't Have Money For Entertainment.

Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.