An Englishman, Even If He Is Alone,

The World Still Consists Of Two Clearly Divided Groups: The English And The Foreigners. One Group Consists Of Less Than 50 Million People; The Other Of 3,950 Million. The Latter Group Does Not Really Count.

A Dog Will Flatter You But You Have To Flatter The Cat.

The Americans Are Extremely Gadget Minded People And American Gadgets Have A Peculiar Characteristic: They Work.

'i Don't Say A Zionist Must Be Insane,' Said President Weizmann, 'but It Helps If He Is.'

An Englishman, Even If He Is Alone, Forms An Orderly Queue Of One.