America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.

Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator, The Only Thing The Law Says You Have To Be Is 30 Years Old. Not Another Single Requirement. They Just Figure That A Man That Old Got Nobody To Blame But Himself If He Gets Caught In There.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

Sure Must Be A Great Consolation To The Poor People Who Lost Their Stock In The Late Crash To Know That It Has Fallen In The Hands Of Mr. Rockefeller, Who Will Take Care Of It And See That It Has A Good Home And Never Be Allowed To Wander Around Unprotected Again. There Is One Rule That Works In Every Calamity. Be It Pestilence, War Or Famine, The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Get Poorer. The Poor Even Help Arrange It.