America Is A Great Country, But You

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

America Is A Great Country, But You Can't Live In It For Nothing.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

Shrewdness In Public Life All Over The World Is Always Honored, While Honesty In Public Men Is Generally Attributed To Dumbness And Is Seldom Rewarded.

We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.