Amateurs Believe Their Enthusiasm Will Suffice.

Belief Forages, Moving From Pasture To Pasture.

Unlike Other Vices, Cruelty, Alas, Is Never Boring.

Wit Saves Us From Being Swallowed Whole By Life.

Office Politics Are Bloody-minded, But Weak On Content.

Pornography Does Not Inspire Violence, But You Can Break A Leg Trying To Imitate It.