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While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

I've Never Really Worked On Them. Just Once In A While One Hits Me And Makes Me Laugh. My Al Gore Was Sort Of Like A Gay Gomer Pyle.

After Years Of Begging, I Got My Parents To Get Me A Little Craig Tape Recorder, A Reel To Reel. Then I Started Recording Voices, Or Recording Jonathan Winters Off Television And Stuff Like That.

I Have A Theory That If You're Famous More Years Than You're Not Famous, Then You Get A Little Nutty.

I Never Read The Tabloids.