Always Start Where The Energy Is.

I Learned A Lot Of Things About Literature Talking To People At The Publishing Company. Did You Know That About 90 Percent Of Celebrity Autobiographies Are Ghostwritten?

My Compulsion To Always Be Working Has Become Less Strong And My Current Business Is Purely Down To This Enormous Alimony. If I Wasn't Doing This I'd Be Making Documentaries About Wildlife And Other Subjects That Interest Me.

If I Can Get You To Laugh With Me, You Like Me Better, Which Makes You Open To My Ideas

I Can Do Anything I Want, I'm Eccentric!

It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not A Doctor