Always Speak Politely To An Enraged Dragon.

I'd Rather Be Running The Game Than Playing It.

All Literature Consists Of Whatever The Writer Thinks Is Cool. The Reader Will Like The Book To The Degree That He Agrees With The Writer About What's Cool.

The Novel Should Be Understood As A Structure Built To Accommodate The Greatest Possible Amount Of Cool Stuff.

I Tend To Close My Eyes When I Look At People Anymore.

Appropriate Action Means To Advance Your Own Goals, Without Unintentional Harm To Anyone Else.