Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet,

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

I've Learned... That I Wish I Could Have Told My Mom That I Love Her One More Time Before She Passed Away.

I Hate To Say It, But I Had A Great Time In World War Ii.

I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They Like Our Country More Than I Do. Some People's Idea Of Patriotism Is Hating Other Countries.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?