Alternative Music Is No Longer Alternative Once

I Had A Really Good Childhood Up Until I Was Nine, Then A Classic Case Of Divorce Really Affected Me.

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

The Future Of Rock Belongs To Women.

There Are Some Pop Songs I Hate But I Can't Get Them Out Of My Head. Our Songs Also Have The Standard Pop Format: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Solo, Bad Solo. All In All, I Think We Sound Like The Knack And The Bay City Rollers Being Molested By Black Flag And Black Sabbath.

If You're A Sexist, Racist, Homophobe, Or Basically An Asshole, Don't Buy This Cd. I Don't Care If You Like Me, I Hate You.