I Don't Need To Be Inspired Any

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll, Throw My Ass In Jail!

Forever In Debt To Your Priceless Advice.

Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. They're Cheap And Totally Inefficient, And They Sound Like Crap And Are Very Small.

Total Peace After Death, Becoming Someone Else, Is The Best Hope I've Got.