Almost No One Sings Like Elvis Presley

Don't Cling To Fame. You're Just Borrowing It. It's Like Money. You're Going To Die, And Somebody Else Is Going To Get It.

If Anybody Ever Dares To Compare Bob Dole To Clinton, Then They're Comparing A Criminal To An Honest Man.

I Feel Kind Of Like The Black Sheep In Congress, But Here I Am.

People Have Said To Me, 'you Can't Write Songs. You Can't Play An Instrument.' But I've Got 10 Gold Records.

People Underestimate Me, But I've Always Been A Stretch Runner.