All Parents Experience The Same Problems.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

The Game Of Chess. Supposedly Men Made It Up, And It's About War And Men And The Ravages And The Bravery And The Genius Of Commanding And Moving Pieces And ... No. It's Marriage. The Queen Moves Anywhere She Wants.

Brown Versus The Board Of Education Is No Longer The White Person's Problem.

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

A Father Has To Do Everything In His Power To Keep A Tight Ship, Even Though He Knows The Crew Would Like To Send Him Away In A Dinghy.