All Of The Troubles That Some People

A Man Will Do More For His Stubbornness Than For His Religion Or His Country

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

You Can Make Up A Quarrel, But It Will Always Show Where It Was Patched.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.