All Comedians Are A Bit Attention-seeking And

I Love Those People Who Do Story-telling And Who Ramble On, But I Don't Do That, I Tell Jokes - The Sort Of Jokes That Anyone Really Could Tell In The Pub.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

I Have No Problems With Buying Tampons. I Am A Fairly Modern Man. But Apparently They're Not A "proper" Present. "happy Birthday, Mum!"

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.