Alexander The Great, Who Said On His

Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The Hat Salesman, I Like It, But It Keeps Sliding Over My Ear. Never Got A Dinner!

Joe Torre, Who Switched To First Base Because He Didn't Want To Go Through Life As Chicken Catcher Torre. Never Got A Dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.

Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben, You're A Credit To Your Rice. Never Got A Dinner!

Billy Carter, Who Asked His Brother Jimmy, Do You Think You Could Get Me On The Gong Show? Never Got A Dinner!